Running Out Of Gas
Pray to whoever it is you believe in that if you ever run out of gas in a foreign country that it is Portugal. Now I don't make a habit of running on empty so I can't compare the services of other nations, but Portugal does a pretty damn good job of helping those in distress. Too bad for me and my traveling companion we weren't aware of it until after our ordeal was over. We could have saved ourselves a few hours of stress and been on our merry little way.
Cruising along the highway reading Harry Potter aloud to entertain us, I feel the car lose power and just crawl to a stop 100 meters later. I look at my friend the driver, and he says, "Uh, I think we ran out of gas", and I'm thinking to myself how the hell did that happen. Yes I was annoyed, but that wasn't going to solve anything, so we decided he would walk to the gas station since he remembered a previous sign saying it was about 2 km away. I would wait in the car in case the polic came.
During an hour of waiting the police had in fact come and set up the hazard triangle warning and tried to communicate with me to figure out what happened. I saw a distress phone, called it and spoke with the woman telling her that my friend had left quite a while ago and hadn't returned with gas. She said she would send the road patrol people.
By this time I had visions of calling my friend's mother and telling her that her son had disappeared somewhere in Portugal. When the road patrol people got there they told me the priorly mentioned gas station was actually 20 km away, which isn't very walkable. They asked for a description of my friend and were off to find him, get us gas and come back. Fast forward another hour - still no sign of anyone and the sun is setting.
Enter extreme paranoia. I go to the distress phone again. The woman tells me they found my friend, got gas and would return soon. Another hour plus and they finally show up. My friend tells me that they had to stop and help everyone along the way, and he just patiently sat there with a can of gas in his lap.
Turns out if we had just used the distress phone in the first place the road patrol would have given us enough gas to get to the next station. Go figure.
Grafitti in Trinidad - this was a pretty common sight

